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Sligoth: My initial plan was to jump out at some point and surprise them, but since the pair left so quickly, I had no choice but to track them down. Unfortunately, Plague had already logged off in disgust, but Chetvichoi was still lounging around Orgrimmar so I decided to say hello.
Sligoth: Trapped like the rat he was, he became confrontational.
Sligoth: Keep in mind all of this happened mid week, and since that time Chetvichoi has been nowhere to be found (possibly embarrassed?). In fact, the few times I actually did see him online, I would whisper him from an alt, and he would immediately put me on ignore then log off shortly afterwards. Initially, I wasn’t sure if I was actually going to go through with posting these screenshots up on the realm forums, but since he keeps putting me on ignore and disappearing, I really have no option. Before making this post though I decided to talk to some people to see if Chetvichoi is really as important and powerful as he claims. The first person that I asked was a rogue in his guild named Kozzmow:
Sligoth: Since Kozzmow proved to be relatively unhelpful, I decided to ask someone who might be closer to Chetvichoi, a man of similar namesake: Chetvizam.
Sligoth: As you can see from the above responses, I was unable to ascertain the extent of Chetvichoi’s power, and even though I may very well be signing my own death warrant by making this post, for the sake of comedy, I cannot resist. - Sligoth Aftermath: January 24, 2005 It became apparent to me very soon after posting the shocking truth about the sordid love affair between Chetvichoi and Plauge that there were certain questions lingering in the minds of not only the people of Thunderlord, but of the WoW community in general. In the past two days, I have received countless tells, many of which carry a similar theme: “Sligoth,” they say, because they believe they are my buddy “Are these screenshots real? Did this really happen?” The answer to your question is: Yes. I’ll leave it to those with more experience than I to prove that the screens are authentic, but everything I have posted so far is 100% true. As to what they were doing (or who, potentially, was playing on their respective accounts) I cannot tell you. For that information, you will have to ask the people who actually play those characters, and I encourage you to send them tells in-game. I’d like to leave you with one final piece of evidence. This is a screenshot that was sent to me by a member of Chetvichoi’s guild, Relinquished. The member asked to remain anonymous:
Later in the original thread, someone posted this.
Could such an ass spitting feat be an elaborate hoax? Perhaps, but either way it’s hilarious! Cybor stories are fairly common now, so common I think we should start a petition for those that are caught faking or not should receive a special in game reward. In World of Warcraft certain animals are infected with burbling poison infect thus showing a splattering animation. I think this very same animation should be the reward for the cyborists, and the animation should be placed down around the nether regions. Fantastico!
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