Ryzom is Dying

What the hell is wrong with you people? The fault lies with you, yea, that’s right. You should be ashamed. You want a scifi-mmog but you didn’t even give the free trial a chance. Everyone who didn’t try the trial killed Ryzom and want to throw their money away are murdering bastards! I hope you all eat WoW turds for the rest of your lives!

My friend and I were laughing discussing plans for Ryzom’s funeral when he quipped in with, “I forgot all about it.” My friend is super hardcore mmog megalomaniac, he has played many, actually PLAYED, not the so called expert who got to level 10 and didn’t like the game but still brags like they played it inside and out - but it looks good on my beta app! So, if he hasn’t played the trial, Ryzom failed, it failed to reach us mmog players who don’t obsessively seek out new mmogs to play, just cuz some do that, to do that, which is great, but most don’t. Ryzom failed to generate interest beyond a few news sites that cover anything just to meet a quota so they can afford their early morning Starbucks. Bad Ryzom, no cookie for you.

When was the last time you even thought about Ryzom? I think about mmogs all the time and Ryzom hasn’t crossed my squishy brain nerves in quite some time – sure it’s hard to break into an elf boobie thought, but it is possible; where art thou Warhammer beta invite? See. It’s possible.

The last Ryzom press junket that even made a significant blip on the mmog newsroom radar was Ryzom Ring. I didn’t read about any amazing player created content as a result, but I suspect everyone else was busy playing WoW or pissed off at WoW wanting to play something better to even notice. Look, death knights! Look, voice chat! Patch my broken class or I’ll skull fuck Pardo ten times to Sunday! Fuck WoW and everything it stands for! Fuck you all, I’m playing this mmog called real-life loser and I still troll the forums and rub in my super awesome life in your face! Hay you guys, apples!

Not all is lost, WoW will continue to dominate, more mmogs will flop and die, and the fans may save Ryzom, which is amazing in itself because there must only be a few thousand playing it - wonder what the price tag is? How about a dollar. The Mmog Dollar Store, where the lucky mmogs end up before they die for good. Did you play Ryzom for more than a few hours? I don’t know anyone who did.


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