/played, last wirt’s leg of the race

Weekend update: Two days remain in this fierce whack-a-mole competition, I should be drinking bawls in celebration and caressing my hairy nipples as I ponder what fancy pants beta restricted areas I will be exploring in the upcoming months, but there is no celebration, I’m still level 47, only 47, this is not a time for the kinky shenanigans, it is a time to slay the dragon! Yes! our favorite e-past time, the dragon slaying. Are you with me dragon slayers, will you assist and follow me into battle to fight for casual freedom and hairy nipples! *roar*

Speaking of dragon slaying, BWL doesn’t exist, oh wait, yes it does, I think I zoned into the shiny dragons’ lair! nope it’s down, hah-hah. I laugh at all the Fotons, while they laugh harder at me and rude me with their purples in hand, damn purples. I found a blue the other day, damn you wirt and your third leg, in a pirate’s chest. Yeargh mateys, sorry, can’t help the buccaneering.

I have many good excuses for not reaching level 50 yet. The last week has been off more than on, slack one two three, slack. Yes, my amazing schedule is more frantic than ever and I lost an inordinate amount of precious free time when the server was down for an almost full twenty four hours last Monday.

How dare Blizzard tech interrupt my leveling levelness. I’ll remember you forever my new bastard nemesis; the Blizzard Monday Test Server tech encounter! Kept the leveling server down all Monday day long, how dare you sabotage my happy hunting. At the very least you could have left us levelers a message, something catchy even. Sorry players, your princess is on another server.

The playerbase continues to slowly wither away, it makes me sad I’m starting to miss barrens majestic general chat, oh the mighty Chuck Norris, it’s been weeks since I last witnessed someone butcher your image and mentally scar me for life and knock myself unconcious out of fear of giving myself a lobotomy. Okay, maybe I don’t miss barrens chat, I’m not that desperate for retarded entertainment, I can take care of the retarded myself, I have those skills.

As for the leveling foozles battling each other for the beta across the server as of last night, I capture the scorecards. If you forgot, I’m for the horde, this is more for the memory album than anything, *sniff. sniff* I need a tissue, or better yet a freaking beta invite, now!

For those who want in depth details, I’ve near conquered all the quests in Tanaris, I have a four fantastical desert quests left. After I save Tanaris from the Silithis creatures of the bug planet my plan is to hit hinterlands and be jammin’ and melting trull faces who betray my own kind. Ya mon, I already got the 10 long elegant feathers and other quest bits with a schematics of what quests I will be completing. Traditional grinding is not the key, stack questing and grinding while hitting quests in a specific order is the best strategic maneuver, it nets more experience, the quest exp is bonus points. I also have quests in Blasted Lands and Searing Gorge for backup after the hinterlands, don’t forget Un’Goro Crater and it’s quite possible my priest powers will be needed in a Zul’Farrak group, lots of elite quests there and experience wouldn’t be atrocious. I do enjoy grouping, it’s been awhile since I sought out some well deserved dungeon carnage.

I’m cutting this post short, I need to log on and slay the pixels. I need the Burning Crusade beta, I need to waste more time played so Blizzard can uppercut me in the taint by deleting a character a higher level than my main back on my home server, a level 44 warlock, sadness.