Lum resells out for 2 bagels and a used packet of moldy cheese

Moldy cheese, yum. I wonder if Lum glided across Mythic HQ yelling, “evac, evac” only to be cockblocked by a fairy in a bottle.

You know what this news ultimately means? The Armageddon is upon us, and Lum’s Broken Toys will be patched and all will be lost… Well, I guess Lum could pull off a Nebu and only discuss how awesome his life is or how much coffee he drinks or even computational anthropology on why exactly Europeans smell funny. Lum is a full fledged design maestro now, scary. I’m taking bets that any topics relating to the genre, industry, and the shiny will be off limits in his former arena, unless he’s working at a new rumored startup where he manipulated his contract into allowing him to continue in sharing his endearing shenanigans. Why didn’t Mythic promote Lum to a design position along time ago? Help me understand. Maybe he wasn’t ready! No way, Lum was ready before he was hired by Mythic. Damn you Mark Jacobs, WHY!11?!!? I bet J. knows what project Lum is working on, come on, spill the leet beta infoz J. or be damned, forever.

Lum, congrats on your ding and best wishes on your new endeavors. Thank  you for all the fish if you can no longer divulge the privelge among those uf who enjoy frolicking about in your brain dumps. If you ever need another jaded curmudgeon for a beta tester for whatever project you will be doing developings on, send me an invite, unless of course this secret project happens to be SWG.