Accept Quest! Reward: Jolly Rancher Treats

If you happen to read this snippet on what appears to be a late Saturday evening you are in serious need of some alcoholic beverages. If you do not have any alcohol handy or household cleaning products too substitute your misfortunes it’s quite alright. Instead I command you too clear an opening in your busy weekend schedule from trolling forums and experiencing the newly discovered Warcraft elf pron and gander upon Dane Cook as he is hosting Saturday Night Live.

I’m hoping tonight’s Saturday Night Live shenanigans doesn’t stink like the sewage pond that it normally stinks as and Dane pulls off the whose in my mouth blasty blast, but you never know since the majority of the regular cast isn’t talented nor remotely, oh I don’t know how they call it, oh yea that right! funny.

More disgusting wet ass kissery. Slurp. Dane Cook is currently my favorite comedian and for those of you who have been peeping at plaguelands for the last six months and who know what a Dane Cook_01 already be you may have noticed the occasional similarities between his comedic style reblogged into some of my punctual discussings. If you are unfamiliar with who Dane Cook be and want to guffaw on his hilarity go quickly and hack into his interweb site.