Turbine’s not so secretive battle plan!

Lord of the Rings and World of Warcraft Mashup.

Taking a break from jousting with cardboard tubes and stripping off their forged aluminum foil breastplates several representatives fighting for employment at Turbine Entertainment stated they are intensely focusing on replicating the fellowcraft ytmnd fan made storyboard as it would make Lord of the Rings Online the smashing financial success Turbine is desperately hoping for providing fierce competition against Blizzard’s World of Warcraft.

In order to accomplish this massive endeavor officials touted in between medding breaks that thousands of Game Masters who were recently recruited from Magic: The Gathering and Pokemon the ultimate n3rd tournament of champions will be attending uberesque raiding events on all WoW servers these next few months and promising those players who crossover into the Lord of the Rings Online beta lots and lots of swanky and shiny 3rd party addons as well as shorter server queues.

However, when discussing this undisclosed battle plan with CEO of Turbine Entertainment, Frodo Gygax, he wasn’t as forthright as his underlings were.

“I have no official comment about our competitors at this point in time, albeit I can provide you with other development details. Currently those two lead developers for Lord of the Rings Online are rolling polyhedral dice to decide which GM newbie will be forced to feed the camp fires for the Dungeons and Dragons Online team in Turbine Entertainment’s ten thousand square foot climate controlled basement. Turbine sure does know how to camp!”

Not as hilarious as the other LOTR spoofs I’ve witnessed, nonetheless I would still watch the whole Hobbiton epic trilogy dubbed in the l33t th!s grup sux tomfoolery fashion and it’d probably be a riot if I were smoking the hobbit weed.