plaguelands.comElite Molten Core Strategic Maneuverings
Frustrated with your gimpy guild? Still equipping auction house greens instead of beautiful shiny legendary purples that drop from the craziest of baddest villains in the dungeons of Azeroth? Tired of the newbs in your guild who bum rush end game mobs before the raid leaders calls engage causing your guild leader to scream in guild and voice chat causing your eyes and ears too bleed profusely?
Don’t heed to your guild leader’s advice by subscribing to one of those random lame end game spoiler sites that only offers strategies in text which will only result in another failed attempt. Do yourself a favor and skip the tedium when you can be a winner with this simple flash explanation that actually rewards you with instant gratification by displaying in great flashy detail on what strategies you should take in the magmanous and extremely sweltering Molten Core!
Click on the picture for a free spoiler on how you too can turn your gimp guild into uberites and beat the nastiness that is Lucifron.
(Flash animation, including some of the best sound fx ever recorded in a paramount raid situation.) Limited time offer only, may only be viewed three times before applicable subscription charges are placed on your World of Warcraft bank account.
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wtf. Whoever made this, would they be willing to instruct our noobs? heh, This is really all there is to Luci.
I’m still trying to figure out how WoW is different from EQ … there’s no trolls, shadow knights or monks. That’s it, right?
Anyways, back to Vanguard, did you get a beta, Krones? The world awaits.
..and no extra 40 day insipidly trite whack-a-mole with any actual substance at all treadmill! heeeyooo!
Fuck no, beta is for losers, I got in before the developer alpha, before half the developers were even playing, newbs. It was the elitest testing phase known to mankind, or so it was called. Unfortunately I was the best tester and lots of Sigil folk got jealous of my awesome testing skills and claimed I was being speedy on my level 3 four headed half troll/ogre and the bastiges deemed me a speed hacker, I’m still on a temp ban. McQuaid keeping the super foozle down…. Someday McQuaid, someday I tell you, the darkness will eat your vision a new pie hole or something, it’ll happen, stop laughing dammit, dammit I’m serious.
I suspect that Krones is actually a paid PR person for Sigil in charge of anti-hype. Lowering expectations to a point where pretty much whatever they release will be deemed a surprising success and masterstroke. Wheels within wheels within wheels kind of crap. Well, I’m not falling for it!
Shhhh, don’t blow my cover, you are too poignantly brained for your own good Orlun, but one of your allegations is a fancy fallibility, Sigil isn’t paying me, IGE is!
Cue the duh duh duh music.
Is there a difference?
(deeper Duh Dun DUH! music)
A week later and I still fucking love this, it makes me reminisce of Final Fantasy Tactics, yea I was one of those poor saps who purchased the game thinking the low 20 dollar price tag at the time was because it was one of those million sellers or whatever. I stayed up for 32 hours straight and beat the game, no strategy guide! powah! Pretraining for my mmog career.