Clear Aggro! Camp this Fame and Fortune Contest

It’s fuckin’ simple, all you need to do is be a winner, I know easier said than done, right? It’s okay though, don’t look at the screen in bewilderment because Aggro Me’s swag contest gives you some of the best odds of winning in the history of all contests. That dates like 15 years back when I had that one Mortal Kombat contest in third grade on my Super Nintendo and won 3 dollars and 10 cents. The contest was rigged too, Scorpion for the win, every time. However, don’t fret, Aggro and I aren’t rigging this fame and fortune contest, you don’t want to get on Aggro’s hate list now do you? I already pleaded and begged and Aggro said no. Damn, the Aggro always keeps me down on corpse runs but at least I’m famous.

First prize is a psp game, not just any, but this rare and majestic Untold Legends: Brotherhood of the Blade for the PSP.

Do it for the Brotherhood! Hack and Slash through this contest and you might just be hacking and slacking, yes slacking to save Aven from evil shenanigans. Yea, Untold Legends is also a SOE game, but this contest is filled with looming peril so we’ll let this one slide and I’ve played this game, it’s not bad at all, no 50 day time sinks and SOE isn’t completely evil.

If you don’t like the game you could always send it to me or put it up on eBay, I suggest the former, because I love me and need to put your winnings up on eBay and use the funds for my yearly supply of ramen noodles.

Second prize is a fanciful EQII Map.

I’m not sure why anyone would want an EQII map, personally I would wipe my ass with any EQII map like I did with my EQ cloth map, haven’t seen such a clean wipe of the fat ass in many years, but we foozles at plaguelands understand the majority of Aggro’s readers are EQII players, so how cool would it be, if one of you who didn’t play EQII won the map for yourselves and shattered the dreams of some random Aggro Me reader who loves EQII! Fantastic, one foozle would not only be a second place winner for once in their lives, but they would make me proud and that’s worth more than the first place prize! Prizes rule.

So now that your whetting appetitie is salivating over Untold Legends, you should be wondering how to play, you just don’t enter, this contest takes player skills. Don’t worry, you dont have to play a No Limit Texas Hold Em’ poker tournament blog edition, or random Russian roulette wheel to delete one of your main characters. Its not a writing contest either, we all know I would win and that wouldn’t be fair, *cough, cough* It’s an even better contest than every other contest ever invented! Mmog trivia or otherwise secretly known as the google easter egg hunt, sweet! We all have google search skills, some better than others, but still I know you foozles have mastered the ninja searching ways of google.

I know what you’re thinking, you’re a lazy bum, but this contest is only about a 10-20 minutes time commitment, do it while you meditate or something, fucking whiners! I would let you all cheat off my answer sheet, but if I did that, you would lose hard and losing hard makes you smell like dog shit, yum.

Ripped from the official Aggro Me Headquarters.

Alright, number 2 pencils at the ready? Here goes:

1. We hear the word “proc” all the time but what is the origin of the term?

2. What multiplayer space action game has the “Skithzar Kragath” craft?

3. What MMO features “tests” such as pilgrimage, marriage and safari?

4. Prior to 1998, 989 Studios was known by what name?

5. In what parody game can you play as a Panda Man Tickle-Mimic?

6. What does KEI stand for?

7. Name a playable race from Hibernia.

8. What game features Notum?

9. Rise of Chaos is an expansion pack for what game?

10. In what MMO does drinking alcohol turn the body red and increase attack speed for 60 seconds? (this is a tough one)

11. Over what internet platform was Gemstone first played?

12. What console was Phantasy Star Online released on?

13. What was a “door game” played on?

14. What was the MMO Lineage named after?

15. From what game did the term “zerg” originate?

16. In what game would PED be useful?

The Game Over Question. Final Jeapordy!

17. What has been the most common search engine keyword or keywords (besides “Aggro” or “Aggro Me”) that has brought people to this site? (Hint: It’s funny)

In the event of a tie I will assign each entry a number based on the order it was received and then log on to EQII and do a /rand.

Contest Rules: All entries by e-mail (find it on the right side of the page under /who). This contest is not open to employees of Aggro Me (um, me) and my relatives, I guess. All e-mails must be received by 11:59 P.M. EST on September 21, 2005. So go ahead and enter - this contest has probably the best odds you’re ever going to get of winning a PSP game.

Good luck!

Remember, e-mail Aggro Me at this wonderfully shiney link with your answers. This is Aggro’s contest, I’m just helping you out, because like I said this is the best contest in decades and plaguelands will never have contests where I give away plentiful swag for free. After all, I’m a cheap ass and would just whore the goods! I’m not a winner or loser, too much of a ninja looter! I need to nerf me.